Sunday, January 31, 2010

SLEEPING WITH DARTH BOHNERT

The best treatment for symptomatic obstructive sleep apnea (Phil's latest Bumrungrad diagnosis - he's been collecting diagnoses like military honors) is a system known as Continuous Positive Airflow Pressure or CPAP.

Patient compliance runs about 60%. I'm surprised it's not higher. Think about it. It's a mask. How cool is that? You can look like Darth Vader and you can sound like Darth Vader. Oh baby, turn me on!

At my advanced age, though, the stimulation of sleeping with The Dark Knight Himself may be too much and I regretfully may have to resort to sleeping on the couch.

1 comment:

  1. So, Elsha, are you still sleeping on the sofa? LOL. Cheer up! I hope the mask is helping him, anyway.

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